Monday, March 14, 2011

Blacklist

My name has been blacklisted by the Fisheries Department of WA . Tak pasal pasal tambah another problem. What a life! What have I done? I was caught with black bream (gambar kat atas) which is only 2 cm less than the minimum approved size. The minimum size is 25cm and MY black bream is 23 cm.
Actually, that day (Saturday) I didn't really measure the black bream. Based on my visual judgment, I think that black bream dah meet the minimum size. I asked another Mat Salleh yang dok pancing near me whether I could bring back that fish. He also didn't bring the "ruler" and basically agreed with me that the fish is at least 25 cm.
But when I reached my car...taraaaa..the two rangers came and the story begins. They measured MY fish and took it away because it is only 23cm . Siap kena interview lagi. Soalan paling lawak : What do you intend to do with this fish? Laaaa....ringan mulut I nak jawab, I nak balik goreng la...makan panas panas..sedaaappp.. Tapi yang I jawab : I just would like to show it to my children....kah kah kah...Ranger tu plak jawab: ok, in that case, I will give you a warning letter. Next time , make sure you measure the fish first! Nasib baik tak kena bayar denda...
Cuma, kalau ranger tu pergi Market Jitra (my hometown), dia mesti terkejut King Kong tengok berlambak ikan size tu yang dijual dengan meriahnya......

4 comments:

Nor Fadzlina Nawi said...

Ok kak, mula2 sekali sy nak gelak guling2 !! Lawak giler...

Ok lepas tu, sy nak share perasaan ngan akak, mesti masa tu rasa nak luruh jantung2 semua!! (Ni adalah pengalaman mereka2 yg nak ngelat dr kena tah apa2 rules kat bumi Ozzz ni, including me hu..hu..hu)

Ok, lepas dah 'berdrama' tu, dan 'terlepas' mesti rasa mcm nak byr 'nazar' apa yg patut ha..ha..ha

Ok, kak, now can get back to writing he..he..he

ajaq said...

..rajin juga renjer kat sana buat lawak.Kat SA bukan bukan renjer pun lawak...macam bebudak suka mengadu-gadu. Lebih lagi yang dah tua nyayok tu

ajaq said...

sibuk keee....napa FF tutup

mulan said...

Fadz,

Surat warning depa cantik...background biru cam air laut lagiii...ahaks

Ajaq,
akak bz ngan pencuri...FF sibuk nak complete his journey...